Nevermind...
Blame it on Youth Camp.
No, you don't get a bonus to make up for the missed fortnight.
Anyways.
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This fortnight's fBotF is the most annoying yet adorable and very, very short...
...Nicole Tan Gek-Len!
Yes, the photo's off her own blog, and she wouldn't mind anyways.
Yes, the photo's off her own blog, and she wouldn't mind anyways.
And for this fortnight we have:
Ode To Nicole
Ode To Nicole
Nicole, Nicole, she's simply stunted,
can't grow an inch, can't grow a bit.
Joy to Jack that his beanstalk wasn't
as short as this little twit.
Do don shades whilst looking at her
for her smile simply blinds.
Nicole is just one of those
blur, dumb, dopey minds.
Nicole, oh Nicole,
she's getting old
and'll soon turn into mold.
Her adorable, short, stumpy self
belies her big, big heart (and mouth).
If you ever wanna reach a shelf,
never ask her for help (she'd just be uncouth).
Talkative, cheery, blur and friendly,
Nicole'd befriend a duck happily.
If she were a bird, she'd chirp all day
and annoy every sleepy soul her way.
But not long off from now, this miss
'll be whisked away to a faraway land
where she claims to have no hope of bliss
amid hundreds of other (taller) trainees.
And surely we'll miss this adorable twit
who surely can't, can't grow a bit.
She's so darn awesome!
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